Welcome to my website! I say I'm a king, though I'm more of a peasant that has been cursed by a witch to be a tree that was then turned into a book, but the site name has already been made sooo... This little corner of the web has whatever I want to say, there's an "About Me" page with useless info on it... sometimes I update the mini-blog! Sometimes I talk about my feelings (i know, how fun!) Also there is a chatbox, have fun with it!
If you know me in real-life, congratulations, this website has allllll the tea, i'm just kidding... mostly.
If you are a very specific person I know who is associated in my head with the color purple, Hi! Who told you what my website was? Was it me? Have I actually managed to talk to you without spontaneously combusting!? Probably not. You'll probably never see this text, why am I still writing this? Why'd I write this in the first place? All of this could've gone unsaid. If you saw this, no you didn't :) oh my god why did i write this i should delete this...
If you're on mobile, the chatbox should be a bit bigger in landscape mode.
"I felt rather blushy."
-The Fault In Our Stars, By John Green
I've written a few plays in my short time on this planet. Here's at least one, as a gift. You are free to perform them, if you do perform them please tell me in the Neocities comments, if you record it, send me the Youtube link (also through Neocities comments), and I'll add it to the play's webpage!
Don Fox & The Arcane Circus